She should’ve replied “Yeah, that’s pretty accurate.”

If he’s going to go with burning it all to the ground and Bloodhound Gang, surely he’d be playing “Bad Touch”????

Of course because it’s Fox Sports the DJ will only be playing PitBull, and because it’s SI the bar will be cash.

If you and the other clowns went beyond this brief recap article you would find out that restitution is part of the order.

He said a fun car, not a soul-sucking overweight econobox driven by baggypants vape kids and lesbians.

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggedy dog! Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggedy dog!

Other than Patrick George being the asshat (he's like tenth in line for that title), everything else is damn accurate.

No. Please do not. These purpose built cars are 10000x safer and I do not want to go back to losing drivers. NO. A million times no.

Probably because Jalopnik editors know their readers...

No, but if there are people in the neighborhood who’ve lived there forever that DO have 93 Corollas, that can happen.

This. Holy shit, this.

Yea, you redneck dumbfuck, if you’re going to run a junkyard on the front lawn of someone else’s property, expect to get your shit towed.

I am prepared to be flamed.

Here’s the deal: It’s not just an eyesore issue. Many people see it this way: Junky car = junky people. Junky people = junky house. Junky houses are not what landlords want. So they want to move you along if they see outward blight that may result in oil and rust stains on the driveway, cracked garage floors from…

I know it’s going to be a hard concept for many to grasp, but believe it or not, there are car enthusiasts who prefer not to live like trailer trash.

If you live in a rural area, by all means, wrench on your lawn ornaments.

The owner of the property

Not everyone looks at broken down heaps of shit as projects.

Its not even the landlord at times at fault, there are a lot of cities that have bylaws about “plateless and non-functioning” vehicles. Toronto is one of them, and thankfully I’m out of there.

Freddy, quit writing articles about stuff you clearly don’t even understand. Since, if you did understand it you would be way more in tune with the real problems of BMW motors and cars then this shit ass list put together here.

Maybe for your next article you can jump on the IMS bearing failure for Porsche train like…