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What’s it like to be terrified of the outside world? Seriously, when I’m at the gym I bullshit and talk to everyone. BS around a bit and get back to reps. Made some good friends that way. Be social. It’s fun.

I’ll do you a solid.

Apparently you aren’t supposed to talk to women anywhere:

The first piece of “advice” is “don’t approach, let them come to you.” Why I am not surprised?

Fat girls should take what they can get just like they do with food.

Nonsense. Over the years I’ve made plenty of friends and been on several dates with fellow gym-goers. It’s a place that you spend a lot of time in, where you have something in common with everyone (and that thing in common is a commitment to fitness/attractiveness). Don’t bother people who are wearing headphones or…

I only go on “free pizza giveaway” days.

Ideally you wait until the gym teacher isn’t paying attention.

They did not restart they race... They finished it under yellow. ... And a lot of you are saying that you didn’t watch the broadcast so before you start commenting on things perhaps you should actually have watch the broadcast and NBCSN did the best that they could, yes it’s serious but why don’t we wait and see what…

Tennessee Titans: 1 registered account (inactive; lapsed)

Redskins Broadcast Network is the media arm of the football team that produces and licenses content for television and radio and hires local media personalities.

A spec chassis, spec gearbox, spec center section/greenhouse, spec transmission, spec wheelbase, spec rear aero, with some manufacturer involvement allowed on the nose of the car, with tightly controlled V8 engines powering RWD vehicles that don’t really resemble the street car at all ?

The Griffin Curse ::

Deadspin and Grantland wrote the same story, with the same picture, and published them at the same time.

Stop blaming Nintendo. Every single place on earth will fire you if you went and talked to the media without getting prior approval from HQ first.

The worst thing about Saints fans is that they need to check with their wives before emailing Deadspin.

The NFL’s Los Angeles tarantella has felt interminable

Geno Smith: “Ikemefuna Enemkpali”

“These scripts...shit all over them.”