*Sees disabled homeless veteran on side of the road begging for spare change*

“Fuck you, I work hard for my money”

*Sees pile of Canadian garbage with Smiley Face drawn on it*

Canadians made hitchBOT, which is to say that they crudely assembled a broadly anthropomorphic heap of refuse and left it someplace for strangers to take care of for them.

Seriously - this picture of a swollen knee is “not easy to look at?”

If there’s one upside to this “therapy” it’s that the founder of Bulletproof coffee tried it was bags of ice, fell asleep and caused genuine tissue damage.
Hooray!

Poor people aren’t obese now? Ok.

Former Exchange Admin and Security type here

As someone in IT, let me chime in and reinforce what the author said about what we can see. Yes we can see and know fucking everything you do on your machine, at least if we’re halfway competent. Generally, we don’t care, we really fucking don’t care. But if HR or a high up muckity muck wants to know what you’re…

Last time I checked, you couldn’t get any of those new at the local dealership.

via Clickhole

LSU grad.

Hockey player would have been right back in the car 90 seconds later.

Curious how I can spend 20+ minutes in a 180° sauna, but a professional athlete can’t stand 8 minutes in a 115° car.

Indiana Wedding Cake?

Sounds like Willy Wonka and Dr. Mengele went into the pizza business together.

On the Universal Regret Spectrum, where would you rank this purchase between “I should’ve paid the extra $.50 for a large” and “That was a chick, right?”

Clearly, the approximate 8,000 daily calories consumed by a Tour de France rider are spread out

cause jalopnik. If it’s not some crappy beater volvo/wagon/awd/or tiny sports car it’s pointless

I gotta lay the blame on Cowherd there. He's interviewing a football coach, so he uses a stupid stock market metaphor, and the football coach hears it as a homophone football term.

Well, um. Hmm.

Sadly, the Cannonball Loop was already shut down when I made my lone visit to Action Park as a ten-year-old.