♫ Gonna ride my llama
From Peru to Texarkana ♪

I'd really like to see him make his original Conan the Barbarian script, with its warring pig mutants and all.

His documentary/performance/concert films have mostly received acclaim, though I admit I haven't seen them.

It was a mishmash of a lot of different stuff (I once located a passage from F. Scott Fitzgerald in it), but as far as I could tell he was mostly trying to ape latter-day Christian intellectuals, though without understanding how to construct an argument—or even how to use words.

A blonde Kate Beckinsale? That's just wrong…

"play a round of cornhole with meat"

I wonder if this headline is enough to bring back Tarkovsky's Former AD from the grave so he can show up and tell everyone that, indeed, no day is good for sinning—in a much wordier and insufferable manner, of course.

Every once in a while, though, the most obvious song is the right song. I'm thinking specifically of Linklater's use of Alice Cooper's "School's Out" in Dazed and Confused. Linklater has said that he tried so hard to avoid it, but nothing else worked as well.

I've always liked Franco's cameo as the "Pictish Scout" in Conan the Barbarian. He's so feral and houndlike that when I think of his scene I always see him sniffing the air after he jumps up on the rock, but watching it again I see that this happens only in my imagination:

I don't know. I may have been mistaken in this post, but no one has definitively convinced me that part of the writers' long game is that we don't know EXACTLY what the characters are in prison for this time around.

Maybe the QC had a better stupid telethon, but they didn't have Captain Jinks and Salty Sam!

Come on, dude. If you want to support your argument that the AV Club is in Wye Oak's pocket, just post a link to that video of the Modell interview with Jenn Wasner from a couple years ago where he's blushing the whole time and can't even look her in the eye.

…a monstrous, lonely path…

No, it's

Sorry, but "Walk Unafraid" gets my vote as the worst song REM ever wrote.

2 Mechanic 2 Resurrected

"This potato's got big ears, yes…"

If there were nitrous oxide in chips, you would see shelves full of deflated bags when you walked down the snack aisle at the supermarket. That article is either wrong/vandalized, or it's practice that has been discontinued.

SEVENTEEN!

Emma Stone?