and i thank you. because, again, fuck him!

Yup. By Trump people I mean:

I am sorry to hear that, because every sports nut guy I know would give their right arm to meet a soulmate who loves sports as much as they do. I am a “sort-of” sports nut. My wife couldn’t care less about sports. And it works just fine for us. But it would be nice to have a partner to enjoy the game day experience…

I have to kind of agree, I wish competitive folks avoided those leagues. If they did, I might consider joining one again. They are social leagues for you to do something active before getting plastered on a wednesday and trying to hook up with someone. 

You: There’s no way men can act without criticism

This is a stupid comment.

Deputy Director: “Damn it, Tillman! This is a white collar case. There’s no need for a strip search!”

I tolerate a lot of dumb shit on that site so I can enjoy Pardon My Take.

Markovich didn’t reply to my email, as I noted in the post, but he did say that “95%” of this blog was wrong. According to him:

“They’re just cowards and I hate it,”

Appears there was some pregame beef, prior to the in-game beef:

Fuck Kansas. They refused to shake hands before the game. Why they wanted to bring bad sportsmanship into it is unknown but Mayfield is the Bobby Fischer of it when he wants to be.

I never thought I would feel any sympathy for Jenny “Vaccines Cause Autism” McCarthy. I still think she should die in a fire, but I don’t think she should be subject to the sweaty, greasy advances of Steven Seagal.

“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

You went to Unconscious State?

I love watching Allyson Felix run. I would not love watching her get her ass kicked by trans Tyson Gay.

I love that they guessed “If he came to camp at 400 lbs, they’d probably make him lose weight, but he could still be pretty good at 300 lbs.” Mike Trout, offensive lineman weight, still best player in baseball.

The quotes served to indicate that I am not going to put an asterisk on the fact that he killed himself and we should somehow be okay with this. It doesn’t matter what he did to get where he was, ANY time someone decides their only option is suicide is a tragedy. Full stop.

why did you put bad guy in quotes? Piece of shit killed dudes because someone accidentally bumped into him. The story of his downfall is tragic - his death most certainly isn’t.

hey girl, whats ursine?