And “knows they’re a fish but doesn’t care” is basically the perfect poker player at your table. But somehow, Chad Pokerbro doesn’t realize it and starts bitching about it.

Exactly. Wannabe Pokerbros who try to give lessons at the table are the worst.

That’s probably true, and it’s also disheartening. Attempting to explain things in a reasonable fashion is more or less worthless at this point.

The bitcoiners who whine about getting scammed are the same type of people who whine that their bank charges them a fee when they overdraw their accounts.

This is rather amusing. Apparently, she’s not trolling; instead, it turns out that she’s simply a moron.

Black voters who don’t show up to vote against the GOP are as dumb as the poor white voters who DO show up to vote for the GOP.

Yeah, if I want to break $100, I always try to ask (politely) beforehand, “Is it OK if I pay with this? If it’s a problem, that’s no big deal - I can pay with a card instead.”

“Should of” is the next “your.”

Indian philosophy.

It’s Poe’s law all the way down. :-)

That’s the beauty part! Republicans don’t need to take up arms to enact hateful legislation against the LGBT community. Americans are hateful enough that they keep electing those assholes. (Well, the Americans who vote, in any case.)

That is a great example, because I could eventually see some weird futuristic Pedro Martinez/Clayton Kershaw hybrid somehow throwing 3 straight no-hitters to break Johnny Vander Meer’s the record.

I’m afraid the Reds will ruin Greene if they draft him.

I really don’t know - not familiar with Sakura Spirits.

Nekopara? I certainly don’t know anything about it. At all. Nope. I’m definitely not familiar with that word.

Agreed. I mentioned this earlier, but FloJo’s women’s 200M world record is exactly the same as the Wyoming state boys 200M record.

Well, most of the men won’t be affected.

You realize that the 200 is timed, right?

Hey, not everyone can be “Johney” Bench.

Before I read this, I felt bad because I love PFTCommenter and I was prepared to come to the comments and apologize for loving his writing.