thumb in the ass is a water polo move, right?

Counterpoint, more underwater boob cams.

You can barely seem them nipples...

This is very shortsighted - you’d think that interests of public health would dictate that the mayor would be in favor of Philadelphians bathing.

That’s edgy stuff! Wishing death on an elderly man— actually, an elderly genius— but your tough guy facade goes out the window the minute you demand counseling at your university because somebody wrote “Trump” in chalk. A millennial pretending to be edgy is fucking laughable. I could bring you to the verge of cutting…

White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it.

“9 of out 10 sports department bottom-feeders can’t tell the difference!”

I sleep in a racecar bed.

He’s lucky he had only one parent smoking. Both of my parents smoked like chimneys in our station wagon with fake paneling on the outside.

We children of the 70s all grew up riding in station wagons with second hand smoke. Concern trolls the lot of you

Aaron Burr & Millard Fillmore each killed a guy.

I lived in Tampa and went to USF. Busche Gardens was right next door. Not a bad deal really.

YEP. Grew up in Naples. Trips to the theme parks were pretty frequent and not stupidly expensive.

Great advice all the way around here. Depending on when you go, sometimes you can score a free meal plan if you are staying on property. The last time we went we stayed at the Polynesian. They were renovating it and the pool was closed so we got a deal and passes to one of the other waterparks. My kids will never stay…

Operation Shutdown is always a good thing, no?

“Now that David guy, the little guy from One Samuel, that’s someone I like and respect. And that sheriff’s star he designed . . . spectacular.”

In the spirit of this year’s games, it’s a citronella torch

I think Chris Leak is catering the Natural Law Party's cocktail hour.

Tebow didn't start on the first Meyer Nat'l Champion.

Republican convention bad, Democratic convention good.