Did that sound better in your head? I’m guessing yes.

You confuse “activated progressives” with “ineffective morons.”

Why so obsessed with race? Oh, right, it’s what racists do.

Unfortunately, the truth doesn’t play on this site. They’ll just ignore you or call you names. But mostly what they do is project.

There won’t be. Suck it up.

I’d give you more stars if I could. The brown shirts here wouldn’t like it.

I can’t decide which is most comical about you and other kook leftists: your inability to come to grips with the reality that your worldview is a proven loser, or your staggering hypocrisy. Your side is the one that’s actively and gleefully hostile toward its own. You don’t get your way and then we have to break out…

“Now, all of a sudden, you’re faced with the reality that the man who is going to lead you has routinely used racist, misogynist, insulting words.”

Fitting for a guy who knows something about blowing big leads.

Okay, but are you willing to look up carrying?

His next tattoo should be a fire extinguisher dousing the forearm flames that once represented his career.

Glad I’m not the only one. Since she checked into her college freshman dorm over the weekend, my daughter is now the school’s electricity problem.

The advertising board reportedly read, “We don’t swim in your gas tank, so don’t pee in our filling station."

This will leave a conspicuous mark on the committees he works for, but it will fade in time.

I didn’t read any of this. Just came here to marvel at LeBron James sporting a cigar like a boss. We need more of this from our champions. All the better if it was lit.

I laughed. Would anyone be surprised if it were?

This from the site that once asked, “Who’s afraid of Hope Solo’s nipples?”

Solid Gold, man.

Curiously, the dumpster company just received an order for 500 units from some guy named “Rio D. Janeiro.”

This is the same treatment Messi’s accountant gets.