It’s like watching Joe Theismann. Because he looks kinda like him. Also, because the replay of his leg injury is hard to watch.

“Maybe it’s that Tom Brady is so FUCKING CLASSY and such a FUCKING GENTLEMAN...”

It was young Messi tearing it up in Germany that summer a decade ago that first opened my eyes to what people meant when they called soccer the beautiful game. That World Cup, the next one, following my favorite player from Argentina in the summer to Barcelona in the fall—those were the events and performances that…

Trouble follows Steve Fisher.

As close family of a USC alumnus —

Saw that in a movie once.

Venezuela was fucked under capitalism, too

Ignorant and biased is how I'd explain every deadspin post.

How fucked, exactly, though? Like, massive inequality fucked, or 76% poverty rate fucked? Neoliberal failure fucked, or hyperinflation and toilet paper shortage fucked?

1970's CLimate freeze will bring the ice age

Twitter is like life for Magic. He doesn’t know what to do with white cells.

No Tom Petty?

Don't fucking even. Leftists could barely contain their joy when Scalia and Margaret Thatcher died. Get fucked.

What kind of asshole lumps everyone of a particular group together based on the comments of one fucktard of said group? Oh, nevermind, it’s some dumbfuck on Deadspin.

Hat guy has been trying to catch a foul ball for years but safari can’t manage to get one.

Yeah, the wave sucks. I’ve come around to the extent that I’m fine with not participating but also not complaining its existence or other people wanting to do it, but with two exceptions: 1) don’t do it at an important point in the game, and 2) don’t be the drunk dumbass(es) who won’t give up trying to start it when…

I'd take a gyro over a burrito every time.

People also forget when their taxes are due.

My number one share the song with the world from my car is Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream”.