Kermit Washington?

His brain told his left hand “PUNCH!” And his left hand was like “No no no, I still have the glove on. Aw shit, now I’m the slapper while he’s the puncher.”

I’m still partial to this one.

I laughed so hard at the off-balance glove slap. His right and left hands were in two completely different fights.

The punch was great, but people need to give a little more love to the follow on glove slap that comes right after.

Dear KTLA,

I mean, I see the laces, but it sure looked like the defender was loafin’.

I love how MLB head coaches dress for games like their firstborn daughter is getting married into a family richer than theirs, while NFL head coaches dress like they’re going to go rake the back lawn.

Incredible. What an awful blow to a team that was on the cusp of being a perennial 6 or 7 seed in the East chuck full of exciting young players whose amazing dunks and athleticism would have been on display in painful 91-85 losses to a number of throbbing excitement factories like Atlanta and Miami or avatars of the…

Elgin Baylor preceded Dr. J, Patrick. Otherwise, I wholeheartedly endorse this post.

I think the guy may have sped up Bartolo’s run around the bases

When can we finally get the conversation going about compensation for these student-mathletes?

The Thunder need Kevin Durant to Hulk Out

Feel free to move to the US if you don’t want to respect our anthem and our nation.

Gronk could have spent all Raiders defensive series in the Black Hole, eventually becoming their leader.

In St. Louis, West Morgan would be shot for stealing that precious silverware.

If a standard sports media lunkhead suggested this, you would have rightly dismissed it as corny hack work. But Katie is a Gawker-approved woman so it’s BRILLIANT, right?

He’s much better off. lol

“Literally ear rape.” - Jezebel commenter

+1 Brent Barry