Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

Hey, look how that worked out for Leicester. Got the mojo going.

It’s okay, squirt. You’re a Yankees fan. Wait a couple of days and something good will happen to you.

That was actually addressed in the article that’s being criticized. It’s also because some fonts make a lowercase i look the same as a lowercase l.

Cardinals fan: [immediately becomes huge Zobrist fan]

Kelly Olynyk knew.

Please stop using the work dank. Thank you.

I liked baseball better when the game was played by specialists, not a bunch of showboat do-it-all “athletes.” Someone once showed Goose Gossage a photograph of a basketball and he loosed his bowels and fell into a coma for three months.

Hoo boy, that take’s a doozy

I read this in Bill Walton’s voice, and I couldn’t understand a single word of it.

They don’t call them “chairs” at Augusta, they are “upholstered lounging structures.”

So you’re saying prayer is bad? People at my work pray all the time and I work for a pretty big media company and I’m agnostic. The only people that have a problem with prayer are people who just want to bitch about something.

Tampa Bay is not a city.

Once a month with a pair of clippers for the past 12 years. Probably saved about $3,000 lifetime. Of course, I’ve wasted 10x as much on other shit.

I hate to ruin your dream but they are playing the Rockies next at Coors. If the Rockies “pitching” holds them to zero runs over three days I’ll shit in my hat and wear it.

As an Os fan and also being born in 88 I support this message. Let’s go Pads you can beat 0-21.

More like the Nadres, am I right?

There have now been SABR reports on the “little league homerun,” and I believe that they have generally agreed that the hit can’t be more than a double and must involve two errors on the play to qualify.

The purest of little league home runs starts with a bunt that the fielder promptly rifles into right field.

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived