“Our officers got there and had a great interaction with Kam and four other guys. Super positive. Super nice guy. We didn’t even do a police report.”

He probably didn’t help his cause by saying he needed a place to whip women into shape.

The lawyer isn’t arguing that she suffered. He’s just countering her argument that her career suffered as a result. Damage to her career is where part of the damages come from. No one in the case is arguing that she wasn’t wronged, just that she’s asking for too much money.

And that invalidates the argument, how? I get that she suffered emotional damage from this, but the point is entirely that her professional career was not affected in any noticeable way. Therefore, whatever part of the damages she requests as lost wages should be thrown out.

If we’re being honest, this whole thing pushed her career forward faster than ever.

Deadspin hates Allen because he’s white

+1 middle name yell to let you know you’re in trouble

The Playmate class from 98-2004 was part of a joint Hefner-Tagliabure eugenics project to produce the next Joe Montana. Plays QB well, & looks good doing it.

“Dad”, the child will then say, “Whatever happened to the “Tom Ley” person whose name is attached to this artifact of an article?”

Well, he did end up marrying PMOY1999 Heather Kozar, so Timmy won at life.

Man, imagine if Brady had gone to Cleveland. Out of football by 2003. No Moynihan lovechild, no Giselle. Zero rings. No friendship with Trump.

The 1st black QB on the Dead QB Scroll! 3rd overall!

Is Spurgeon Wynn nothing?

An empty one of those...

What do physicists enjoy doing the most at baseball games?

The wave!

(I’ll see myself out)

Actually, Tomsula could be Virgil to Harbaugh’s 6 Million $ Man.

Are we not going to discuss meth legs coming down the stairs?

Aw. Joey.

In Soviet Russia, basketball team owns you!

Riveting.