Thanks PC police!

Chris Johnson was shot in Orlando. Which is not south Florida.

Not that it matters but CJ got shot in Orlando aka Central Florida

Good catch! And why’d he ever leave WKRP in Cincinnatti?

Mr. Drummond also got an assist for telling his teammates to stay away from that creepy bike-shop owner.

no shit. his bad shoulder better not fuck up my 8-2 fantasy team. how many games am I supposed to win with Kirk Cousins or Mark Sanchez?

So says the guy who misused both "weeks" and "then."

*puts foot in mouth anyway*

Orlando’s guys are the Cardiac Kids. More than half of their contests have been decided by 5 points or less (seven out of 12; they’re 3-4 in such games), and of the seven games so far this season in the entire league to go to overtime, three have involved the Magic.

I’m Aaron. After reading this, I think that my parents probably opened the baby name book, saw the very first name, said “That’ll do,” and moved on.

Those are the very years you need to be ready to smack them upside the head and remind them that colleges, grad schools and employers all know how to use Google and social media, too.

Having kids who are of age to be on social media is probably the best reason for the rest of us to be on it: you need to keep track of the little buggers.

Ummm clearly you did not see the tag at the top of the post....

No, you’re scared and you hate black people. Christ, did you even read the article?!

Sssshhhh... they have a narrative going. Don't interrupt.

White guy reporting in. Cam Newton is great. I love to see someone having fun.

Re: Social Media

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

I think you don’t know how Deadspin works. Everything is wrong and no one does anything right. Everyone is dumb, the collective is brilliant.

When the Pacers beat Orlando by 13 on Monday night, that was a bigger margin of defeat than the combined total (11) of Orlando’s first four losses. Nice to see the Magic actually win a close one for a change.