If these politicians had done everything they ever did in their political lives, but for whatever reason happened to identify as Independent instead of Republican, then this article never gets written.

My wife and I bounced around some stuff for our son, but it wasn’t until a couple weeks before he was born that we even thought about what we eventually named him, which was my paternal grandfather’s first name as his first name, and her paternal grandfather’s first name as his middle name. They’re fairly…

I think the most important rule for choosing names is to never tell anyone anything about your process because inevitably there will be people out there that will actually tell you how stupid your future child’s prospective name is.

You’re with me, lawyer.

No, she circled the wagons. And also lost four consecutive Super Bowls. Am I doing this right?

Did the makeup artist flat-out reject his advances or did she give him a sign that he could go all the way?

My wife and I settled on a boy’s name pretty much instantly, so of course we had a girl. She threw out about 15 names, all of which were just awful and had to be vetoed. Then we went to random website that generated random baby names and clicked the button about 30 times until we found one we agreed on. That, ladies…

I was hoping Anakin.

please be a joke...

AAA-ron. Just to stick to all those A Arons.

First kid we had some letters (or recently deceased relatives) to use to guide us, so it wasn’t that bad when you already have a limiting factor. The second he had bupkis and it was impossible to even narrow it down. You need some guidance, some goalposts otherwise by day 7 you’ll be seriously considering Breueklynn…

We actually had the middle name first (after my wife’s dad, who passed away when she was 21), then figured out what went well with Joseph. For the sake of potential nicknames using initials, we immediately eliminated any “B” or “H” names.

I might be wrong here, but that almost looks like some type of restraining device/clothing maybe? He doesnt exactly look coherent in that picture. He may have been combative and uncooperative. I see a Velcro strap on the shoulder and that looks to be the color green of the Hillsborough county sheriffs ( I live in…

Are you guys ever critical of Democrats?

Maybe you just need to trust the experts here. Nobody develops young quarterbacks like the Cleveland Browns. And nobody has more experience.

Ken Shamrock is real??? I thought he was just the Irish equivalent of John Q. Public.

At least Nicu was good at killing bears.

Love the meltdowns by liberals whenever a black conservatives gain prominence.

(You’re missing an important variable: the NFL has significantly cracked down on how tackles are made, as well as late hits that are more dangerous because they’re unexpected, over the last decade plus.