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Outwardly, the incisive punching up toward the jailbait chasing NBA all star turned Sacramento mayor seems topnotch, then you realize Mr Osbourne is merely parroting his previous, long-ago riff on Alvin Robertson trying to sell a 14 year old Escort. Recycling, while good for plastic, is a bit less so when a top…

The team has also found it difficult to pair him with a roommate on the road, due to the constant complaints about the stink from his candy cigarettes.

It’s all fun and games until someone breaks Ruben Tejada’s other leg.

Yeah, as a Jays fan I’m obviously ecstatic at our brilliant stroke of luck in the 7th but I do feel bad for Andrus. That’s gonna sting for the whole of the off season.

(Food delivered to area of starvation after 22 years of drought, crowd rushes truck)

Fans can be goats, too.

All the other sports are doing pretty well. But football brings in the biggest slice of the money pie.

I agree, I think the league made All the Right Moves here.

I wonder how Haden is going to find out he’s fired.

“He could try fighting that decision in court...”

“ESPN has near-unlimited resources, enough fuck-you money to hire nearly whomever they’d like...”

Bud Abbott: What’s CC drinking?

Harvey has been with Jimmy Stewart all morning.

Route Running Axioms

His ability to pronounce “r’s” never played well with the locals.

Steve Smith will beef with you if you don’t put Senior after his name because he is one of those assholes who named their kid after themselves and wears a hat with his own name logo’d on to it.

I’m starting to get worried that Ray Carruth was framed and falsely imprisoned...

This from the guy who jaws, pushes and generally overreacts after every 5 yard game. Diva.

I have no idea how someone can be so angry all the time. It must really fucking suck.