Holy shit I would be all in. Just go old school and put an overturned garbage container at home plate and let everyone throw balls into it. Easy!

He lives on Drury Lane.

Great excerpt, left wanting more. If one is looking to pad out a noir fiction Amazon order (while buying this book), strongly recommend any of the big titles by Jim Cain, and definitely the Richard Beautigan sleeper sendup of the genre Dreaming of Babylon (1978). This last is a quick, must read for any gumshoe fans,…

Because of Brown’s association with the team, the 76ers have also been banned from the postseason.

“What a shame,” says Mike Krzyzewski as he feasts on the innards of a virgin redhead and applies shoe polish to his hair.

Dendrochronologists are still trying to determine an exact age by studying the growth rings of Peyton’s forehead.

If he didn’t step out with a Song Girl, I doubt he stepped out with the coach’s daughter. Though, he did marry a coach’s daughter... You know, it’s prolly true. It’s his thing.

Funny, I thought Memphis was famous for ribs, but I don’t see any.

Joe Maddon blames external factors for his team’s failure the right way.

Maddon just doesn't understand that Moneytalks.

I have an idea for a rock opera where AC/DC travels back in time to solve the Jack the Ripper murders.

It’s certainly not something that can be done dirt cheap.

And Michael Irvin’s eloquence.

He put his finger on her.

You sound like a moron.

Simply for an Al Arbour reference, you get my +1

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

Boy, is he red-faced.

So to counter those outlandish, hollow tributes, Gawker and its acolytes are pointing out that you should probably feel nothing about 9/11 and contempt for those who do something in honor of 9/11.

Let me just summarize this piece real quick “Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh”