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Woo! 7-1 lead, no way the Nats could screw this u—*checks box score* SHITTING SHIT SHITTERS!

I thought his hat said “No is the new YES”

When Brazil sends us their supermodels, they’re not sending their best, you know

We’re almost out of chins

Nobody puts Brady in the corner...

The girl I was dating when I was in college had the full ride while at Florida State, until they cut into it while she was a student there. She went from preparing to go to college 100% free to having to take a couple small loans. We could talk for days about how fucked up the education system here is and this would…

Mrs. Blank is equally fed up.

Well done. That is a deep, deep dig. And I got it because I am old and have watched too many awful movies. Wow. Some deep dig.

So, so true. My entire family - that being me, my sister, and my brother - are going to graduate college debt free thanks to Bright Futures and the 2 prepaid tuition plans our parents purchased way back in the early 90s.

Seriously, man. As fucked up as Florida is in so many ways, I can’t thank the Bright Futures program (that they’ve subsequently fucked with since I’ve graduated) enough for only sending me away with about $5000 in loan debt. I live in Pennsylvania now and I’ve yet to meet anyone who went to college here who isn’t at…

“U Can’t Finish” has a double meaning depending on which program you’re in, too.

As a graduate of this fine(?) institution, I can contribute a few more fun facts about the (formerly Golden) Knights of UCF:

I currently teach High School Juniors in South Florida. For the the past few years, I’ve pushed my smartest students towards considering UCF as much as UF, FSU and UMiami, since I’ve heard great things about the school being “up-and-coming”, and they may receive scholarship opportunities that they wouldn’t elsewhere.

Ban DinoNugget.

How about YOU sign up to be the guy who goes door-to-door, demanding Americans give up the guns in their possession?

Scalding take

What makes you think it is that easy? Can you name one thing a government has tried to ban that has been effectively banned? I’ve been asking this question for years now and no one has come up with an answer. Give it a shot.

Killer plan dude.

I read that line and almost had a stroke. The level of insanity needed to write and believe that is mind boggling.