... and Gawker wont cover the Shaun King fraud.

Reminder: this is the same company that would out him against his will if they thought it would get them hits.

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

Garbage highlight

Omitting 2002, as I did, for the sake of a joke.

Barry always liked September because he never showed up in the postseason.

Wow, that’s pretty cool. He was trotting around the bases well before the turn of the centaury.

Bartolo Colon sure does round out the top 5.

The hottest of takes.

He’s not an attractive male either.

I’m not professional enough to be on LinkedIn.

Love how Deadspin is giving this story the CNN treatment this afternoon. I expect Magary to be walking us through a holographic reenactment within the hour.

Whose disgusting NBA crotch is this?

Magic must be so happy his son finally found a way to get into basketball...

I’m pretty sure Belichick operates almost exactly the same way. How does he not get tagged as a racist? Is it just that he’s a bit subtler about it, because he wasn’t the dictator of a top-5 college program?

Jesus! If the car wasn't there to stop him, would he have just flown right off the mountain?

The Chiefs are also trying this. They’re going to have someone whispering in the coach’s ear to think about the game, and not the post-game meal.

[look at program guide, see “NFL Football”]
[turn to NBC]
[watch three plays]
[watch one interview with HOFer]
[change channel]
-Me, every single freaking year for some reason

I mean, I guess if you’re like the voters who won’t vote for a guy because of PEDs, yeah, but A-Rod is the clearest active player. And of course, Pujols and Miggy—and they’re not admitted users.

/serious for a minute:

Beltre’s at least a borderline HOFer, right? Probably should make it. He’s a phenomenal fielder, and his offensive numbers are as good/better than Brooks and Santo: