I hate that this is absolutely correct.

The pool works wonders. There's a lot of good reasons for me not to run, but no excuses for a good long swim with some sprints thrown in.

This just in, Yankees sign 56 year old Michael Flately to a minor league deal.

good joke, but I bet he has his own damn tower, the fraud

3 kitchens and I didn't see 1 lunch pail. smh

"...You know, now that I think about it, I probably would have been a lot less angry if I had this guy's real estate agent."

Favre: Where'd you shave?

Whether it's co-ed flag football or a half-marathon, having a date inked on the calendar will guilt you into submission.

P.S. This is totally not Jordan Leopold

The classic gold P stands for Pittsburgh

The Lakers are 15-41.

Ray Lewis.

He's leaving the NBA to sell insurance because there is only so long you can have a name like Larry Sanders without becoming an insurance salesman. Bob Sanders is helping him get started.

I don't see the problem. NBC News was anchored by a make-believe character for years.

Not only was Kane injured, but Versteeg was checked for concussion symptoms after claiming that Kane was the best player in the league.

As a former resident of Chicago, I can say that most of them aren't getting out of bed today because it's a Wednesday in February. When you've not seen the sun since mid-November, your will to live dies.

Funny how so many teams are willing to give this guy a shot, considering how much he is hated by the Publix.

Sabathia says he'll be stronger if his body returns to its salad days.

Martin Mayhew used to work for Matt Millen. That tells you everything you need to know about both him and the Lions.

Those are Pete Carroll's tears...