But, But....SHE STARTED IT!

Bad job by those in charge of the ESPN headlines bar. The Dale Earnhardt feature is already running.

This has been tried with NFL teams before, but all that guy ever heard was: "For the last time, Mr. Cromartie, we're all out of Jets onesies."

As a new parent and also a Browns fan, I did the opposite and filed a restraining order to keep them away from my kid.

"ohyeahbabyworkit"

The lights will probably be dimmed when Charles Barkley passes. Mainly because they won't be able to pay the electric bill.

Tampa Bay comes to mind for MLB and NFL.

This seems like a Sepp in the wrong direction.

I'm surprised Jones said anything at all, she has built a reputation on being notoriously tight-lipped.

If you think these tributes are getting a little excessive, just wait. The Yankees are reserving their biggest celebration for A-Rod's final game.

Unfortunately, there are some pieces of the past that they cannot sell, no matter how hard they try.

This is the same reason I can't stand SNL: I feel suffocated by all the self-mythologizing and constant pompous references to history.

The dead giveaway Walker didn't write that post was the part where it says he only cares about himself and his "image." If that were true, surely he wouldn't be on the Tennessee Titans.

Eh, he probably meant well, and was trying to make too many people happy and lost sight of the fact that the night was supposed to be about you. It would have been better if he had just organized a separate strip club outing for the people that wanted to go on a different night, though.

You don't need to be a certain height to reach the podium.

Sorry man, that sucks. I hope your friends/brothers have grown to be better friends since then.

Eh, it really depends how old you and your friends are. Some time on the approach to 30 the bachelor party transforms into a nice time with some friends.

Or was it Great Ivory?

Fan: Man, I really wish I had a front row seat for this.

The flying dick punch or as my local Chinese restaurant calls it, the number 4 with egg roll.