Fuck them. You had no obligation to go back. Your brother felt bad because he ignored your ONE REQUEST? Good. He should feel bad. (Maybe not that night, with his face buried in cleavage. But the next day.)

Things got even more awkward when he started cheering "Harden! Harden!"

My first time in a strip club, in the backroom with a girl, I was told there was a two drink minimum. I proceeded to order myself two drinks. I'm pretty sure that wasn't what I was supposed to do.

So wait this is a dude who:

I hate the strip club. My wife and our friends love it. Since I am too modest and introverted to get a lap dance or stand at the stage and go through that, I just casually fly by the stage and drop a $5 when she's not looking a few times a night and give two or three girls a $20 but don't accept the dance. Goes over…

I've never been to a strip club where I didn't start to feel dirty after about 5 minutes of excitement. So basically like having sex.

One night in 1998 I was at a strip club in Houston called Gigis Cabaret (Anna Nicole started there). I was having a drink when a waitress came up and, seeing the motorcycle helmet on the chair, asked if my bike was outside. I said yes and she said someone had "knocked it over". I ran out just in time to see the…

Really? I was so bored, I felt like someone knocked me unconscious.

To me, it really smacks of insincerity.

It's like he punched English in the face!

Ray -

Normally it's Baltimore doing the apologizing.

A true loss, she was a pioneer for female sports reporters. Her hard work paved the way for Lesley Visser, Hannah Storm, and Bill Simmons.

Rory B. Bellows?

I'm torn about whether to buy any of these rememberences of days gone past. I'll have to mullet over.

Really?

I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year.

This is really beautifully played.

Nice face guarding, Tink.

The NBA is really going all-in on this female referee thing.