Lawrence Taylor: How old are you?

Announcer: And remember, the losing team has to watch the remainder of the game without a shirt on in this cold hockey arena.

Step one, protect the floor by placing your shit-stained anal sex sheets on the floor in front of your fireplace.........

Adults always ruining it for the kids..

Looks like Jackie Robinson didn't break any color barrios this time.

"I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same."

Also, while I have no doubt that that arena is impressively wide, I'm skeptical of the claim that it's Nationwide.

Neither Of Those Is How You Spell "Columbus"

This is just DRIPPING with irony.

Pat Burrell.

I love AC/DC and they still sound great. But that was funny.

ESPN didn't realize that might be an issue before they signed the contract? How tough can it be to look at a calendar?

The Jets' promotions department is now scrambling to remove Run-DMC night from the calendar.

This is weird. Gary Lawless cares about rules and you actually have to pay for the Winnipeg Free Press. It's like words don't matter anymore.

Syracuse football has had a meaningful postseason ban for years.

I honestly don't know how Boehim can recruit going forward. He used to be able to say if you come to Syracuse, you'll get to play in NCAA tourneys and do Fine. What can he say now?

That's mighty big of them.

I'm all for body positivity and all, but let's be honest: the Swimsuit Issue's biggest target demographic is teenage boys, and they're going to have an awfully hard time jacking off to... Goddamnit, they're jacking off right now, aren't they.

While ALL bodies are beautiful