Er, he won two national championships? Big loser there.

I get what you’re saying, but I think more people on the right are realizing this is all about defeating that lady who’s no good with e-mail.

I’ve heard Jake Peavy speak. Wondering what part of him might be vital?

Lip-syncing rock songs went out in the ’80s, followed shortly by his brother’s schtick.

But because he’s wearing red in the state of Alabama, he will not be prosecuted.

This guy is way more exciting and fun than his distant cousin, Karch.

“And Leon’s getting larrrger.”

Marlon Byrd played in the first spring training game my son ever saw. He was about 5 at the time. He’s now 20. Marlon Byrd’s career makes me wonder how the time goes so fast.

Always like your stuff, but I will fight you on the wave assessment. I...I just can’t bring myself to stand up and throw my arms in the air. My wife and daughter will; my son and I won’t.

Hail, Demaryius, Full of Speed, the Lord Is with Thee.

There it is.

Great thing about the Carolina-Dallas fight is it’s so matter-of-fact. The refs took their positions and gave them plenty of room.

Because mental retardation is funny!

The most impressive part of her takedown is she did it wearing mom jeans, a butler’s jacket and the puffy shirt from “Seinfeld.”

Ha!

The best part of that video was Shaq imitating a plaid couch.

Why couldn’t it have been the other Brian Williams?

I care!

“Oh, my.”