Yup, these are his employers.

To call him a slap hitter would be an insult to slap hitters.

Oof. I’d say that was the most brutal ever. Still remember that from when I was a kid.

That’s solid. The line to punch Pierzynski used to stretch around the block.

Odor: Bats L, Throws R, Slaps L.

If she really wants to show them, she’ll wear just the sweater next broadcast.

Pretty sure Bautista’s sunglasses knew what was coming before he did. Greatest in-game punch ever? I say yes.

C’mon, Deadspin. Like Nike doesn’t get enough free advertising?

As a Magic fan, I hate that this is true.

That was one of those “where were you when” moments.

The best part was he got his running in for the week.

All very good points. There’s a lot I don’t know about much of this country, economically speaking, and way less about Canada. This has been enlightening. I appreciate hearing some of your story and am glad we could have a civil exchange. Not always easy in a forum like this.

I admire your perseverance. Truly. It’s a tough climb out. I can relate, growing up poor in a depressed area. My family was able to do the same, though we took a different route. We were sunk when my dad’s business partners robbed him blind. But my parents were able to recover. That kind of experience left a mark on…

I suppose it all comes down to what you think the role of government is. Personally, the less I have to deal with it, the better. Most of those people are idiots who have no business telling me how to live or taking my money to give to people who won’t work for their own. There’s far too much government dependency,…

Well, that’s the media for you. Sure, you may have had some experiences with certain types on your travels, but the mainstream media here is overtly liberal and paints far too negative and general a picture of my party. The religion thing - let’s call it what it is: Christianity - is way overblown, I think. Plenty of…

FWIW, I’m a Republican. Not a popular thing to be on any Gawker site, but I don’t care. I’ve been to Canada several times and found the people very welcoming. Except for that one guy in Toronto who gave me an earful when I offered him $20 for a Yankees-Jays ticket when the exchange rate was in his favor. And that…

I’m sorry for what ancestors went through. Glad to know your family was able to make it out. My grandfather was forced to fight for fascists in Italy before making it to the U.S. It bothers me to no end when people say stuff like “murica.” It’s not perfect, but it’s still free. Unfortunately, some choose to spend…

No, I respect and agree with what you said. I’ve told plenty of people here the same. Just never seen it from another country’s perspective.

Orlando is getting ready to host part of COPA America. Is this type of incident something to worry about? Uh, asking for 1.5 million friends.

This is the first time I’ve read this sentiment from someone not in the U.S., telling someone to move to the U.S. Way to stand up for your homeland.