A white guy who claimed to be black. In other words, an attention-seeking liar.

One of the group’s leaders is a white guy who claimed to be black but got outed. I don’t even have a joke here.

Nice. But he has nothing on Helen Keller.

[Cris Carter, logging onto Deadspin]

True, he did rake that fall. But we own that dude every other year!

One look at Bonds’ playoff stats and you understand why “September” is his favorite Earth, Wind & Fire song.

He’s not an attractive female.

Thankfully, he did not leave everything out on the court during that split.

Based on the assessment of these players, there’s no difference between Kelly and Belichick. But people will still scream racism.

So, he’s Bill Belichick.

Newton tossed Norman like he was, I don’t know, a laptop out dorm window.

“Say that you have fourth-and-3 from the opponent’s 45-yard-line with four minutes to go. Do the large-sample-size percentages make the risk-reward ratio acceptable enough to go for it? Tanney’s analytics can provide insight to aid Kubiak’s decision-making.”

How is the trunk of Irsay’s car considered “safe disposal”?

I won’t argue that. Cabrera especially. He has a lot of years left.

Might be splitting hairs, but I said “as clear a case.”

Good point. I also take Beltre’s age into account. Not old, per se, but closer to the end than Cabrera.

To me, he’s not even borderline. As clear a case for the Hall as any active player in the discussion.

Since this happened against the White Sox , I’ll assume the post-HR silent treatment was orchestrated by Hawk Harrelson.

Nice. Plus, I’ve never heard of him.

I think we all know how this ends: Beltre caps off a stellar, yet underrated, career with enshrinement in Cooperstown. Then at the celebration dinner, some dope makes the mistake of touching his head and Beltre gets two years for assault. Sad, really.