Solid.

Clearly, the kid is waiting to take a charge. If he learns how to slap the floor, Duke will begin the recruiting process in earnest.

Hey, Magary. Blood clots are actually beneficial a good portion of the time. Get your facts straight, you Vikings-cheering piece of garbage!

Tough hole for him this week: Bogey, Par, Bogey, Balcony.

This disproves the theory that Blatter won’t get out of his chair for less than $10 million.

Dan Plesac is on MLB Network. That’s what happened to him. As a regular viewer, I wish Al Leiter was the guy we were asking this question about and fervently hoping nobody would have an answer.

This, to me, represents why I will always prefer boxing over UFC. Aside from being performed by fat blowhard dads, the action and results are the same.

The video was captured on a Go-No. 2-Like-a-Pro cam.

I count about 8 so far.

“If the stadium don’t fit, remeasure it.”

That’s my kind of dumb.

All edited video is done so “selectively.” Otherwise, it would not be edited.

What if you live in an post-apocalyptic wasteland?

Isn’t that the “Say, hey, get the hell off my pillow, kid?”

Berman wears a haircut from 1979 to match his wardrobe.

Is anything?

That job is left to Baby Ruth.

Pictured: The NBA’s version of rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Don’t know how he’s gotten this far with such shooting. That was nowhere near the curb.

To help pay for full-body scanners, the TSA apparently has to use computer monitors from 1997.