Are we sure it was for the ladies?

Of all the remakes of Shooter stumbling onto the court drunk in “Hoosiers,” that one is easily the most elaborate.

Yeah, well, if being a fighter pilot requires such high-level decision-making skills, how the hell did we end up with that beach volleyball scene?

Which is why he lost me years ago.

In Christie’s defense, you don’t get a gut like that by skimping.

Hi. One-time Simmons reader, longtime Simmons disliker. His recollections of college debauchery and 20’s bro-life made me glad I missed out on some things by marrying my college sweetheart (do people still say that?) and having children fairly early by today’s standards. While his writing was occasionally…

This was a nice read until “Kolton.” Egad, sir.

What’s the PSI?

Not cool to call bluffs on a Friday, man. Not at all.

If you post one more Bill Simmons thing today, I’m going to break my employer’s monitor. Do you want that? Do you?

What’s not reported here is that after NASA underwent severe budget cuts, this is how astronauts have to get simulated weightlessness training.

Per the AFL CBA, Butler also was fined an undisclosed amount - purportedly $5.36 - and assigned 24 minutes of community service.

Should’ve rotated it 270 degrees.

My favorite part is when he reads from his own columns on the air.

Without even reading any of the other writers you reference, I can confirm your suspicions. To say he has an oversized ego would be an understatement, since he’s about 5-4. In platform shoes.

If you think Mike Bianchi’s written take is hot, you should listen to his morning radio show. It will melt your speakers!

Note to self: Invent a hat that holds a cell phone so family members are able to fully experience big moments like this because they’re staring at the ball leaving the yard and not a 5-inch screen.

She will not age well. Meanwhile, Bridget is 44 but looks 35.

I am going to put that on a plaque to show my wife. Thank you.

Point of contention: Gisele Bundchen is a horse-face. I’ve never understood the appeal. Bridget Moynihan puts her to shame. It had to be said.