shoe-in

Coincidentally, I just started writing a song about the history of my favorite team, the Rays. Should be done around noon.

For fans in Montreal who may not be bilingual, P.A. announcements are made in English and French. The silence in that building, however, was understood by all.

Can somebody tell Trout he doesn’t really need to do Jared’s Subway diet?

If he thinks that’s the best way to come back to the Royals, Billy Butler needs to find a new agent.

Which is why Alanis Morrisette is his favorite artist.

You might not feel anything, Drew, but loyal Jamboroo readers will greatly miss your weekly takedowns of His Haughtiness. Happy/not happy for you.

[person ejected from the 2002 concert]: “We waited 13 years for that?!?”

This is clearly a First Amendment issue. Hasn’t this woman heard you can’t set fire in a crowded hockey arena?

Do you think Detroit schemed Stamkos that well, or was Tampa Bay more concerned with getting others involved?

This is as good and concise a goal breakdown as I’ve ever seen. Very well done. I was traveling and missed a few games in this series, but from what I saw, Mrazek overcommitted quite a bit at times. I thought it was pretty evident in the Game 5 Lightning comeback and Game 6 loss. That, and Tyler Johnson is…

Now, that’s how you rep breast cancer awareness.

For accuracy’s sake, Billy, 11 opposing players took the Lord’s name in vain on that play.

Maybe her name is really Susan but she gave it while performing oral?

He might be pushing it.

“...I am sorry for the choice of words.”

And you wonder why people say Cubs fans are insufferable?

This is even funnier when you say it in a Scandinavian accent.

*All giveaways and event dates are subject to change

Yeah, that was a nice finish. But did the cameras catch when their uteri fell out?