So, buying a rugby ball for this purpose is now on my list. Thank you for the suggestion.

Rugby balls seem interesting. Never actually held one, but they look really cool. Could easily replace beach and/or squash balls on the list.

"I don't want to say be photographed doing something that I'm going to regret," offered up CSU's Larry Eustachy.

Heh.

Thanks for the imagery, Deadspin.

That's some of the best white & white basketball footage I've ever seen.

We should all experience such soft things in life.

Fortier has already beaten the odds in life. She survived a car ride with Aaron Hernandez.

It wasn't the crossover. He saw the ghostly white apparition in the black T-shirt and went all Shaggy and Scooby-Doo.

Shooting on the Mexican reboot of "The Dukes of Hazzard" is not going well.

That is just an awful dunk.

Fun fact about the Philippine Basketball Association: The entire league plays in shoes from Imelda Marcos's closet.

Somebody really needs to rein Chris Christie in. This is getting embarrassing.

Hey, look, it's one of the main reasons I watch only live sporting events on ESPN.

• Parting gifts and cab rides for one-nighters.

He throws the Holy Ghost like a girl.

I'm concerned that his release will send him into a shame spiral and he'll develop a weight problem and body-image issues.

That made me weep a little.

It doesn't have to come all at once. There's less to fear if you pick things up gradually. It's amazing how well the human body responds to being pushed. The trick is getting the mind to buy in.

By adding 25 miles to my monthly total, I dropped an extra 15 lbs. and now don't have to think twice about what I eat.