"How about an unemployed dad?"

Love the pool. All the agony, none of the pain. Unless my shoulder is acting up.

However, they are concerned that he keeps his hands too low.

In Watts' defense, the cell signal there is very poor. One, maybe two bars on a good day.

I dabbled with getting in shape for a few years before realizing that achieving real results requires real effort. Running farther and harder and pushing myself in the pool made all the difference. There's no substitute for cardiovascular fitness.

I posted this for the other item about Guerrero, so apologies to those who were bored by it the first time.

I was on a business trip in Montreal in September of 2000 and saw Guerrero against the Marlins at Olympic Stadium. Paid $8 American for a seat behind the first-base dugout, and there weren't enough people in my section to start a fight. He hit two rockets out of that sad old place. An amazing display.

Has it been that long since I paid regular attention to ESPN?

"'Sports Analytics' Is Bullshit Now"

Reporter: "Coach, if analytics showed that you have the mustache of a prepubescent high school freshman, would you consider shaving it off?"

"There was zees guy, back in the 1930s, who used to raise hees hand like so and zee people would say 'heil.' Cool guy. Wonder whatever happened to heem?"

What's not fun about overpriced everything, waiting for commercial timeouts to end and fights in the stands?

"...before dozens of fans wearing Rams gear..."

I smell Emmy!

Girardi also signed off on using Ringling Bros. again to manufacture Sabathia's clown pants.

Sounds like Mayhew was cleaning his office and ran across some notes left behind by Matt Millen. Should have just burned it like all the rest.

Given what she said, @fifthstarter is better suited for the bullpen.

What really set the first woman off is when Sapp asked if she wanted to see his sack dance.

You are correct. Tampa Bay is a ghastly place for early-season football. But don't knock the ugly Trop, please. It's already plenty self-conscious.

Odd that it would be held in the Blatter part of the year.