Sorry, I guess Christmas Eve brings out the Masshole in me.

Not to go all geography police on you, but Route 128 only goes to Braintree.

"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."
- Seinfeld Quote Generator

Forever 21 Jump Street

Alcoholic!

The Human Torch could really use the work… because he was denied a bank loan.

Maybe they could also have Steve's hair-helmet get disemboweled. That's not 80s hair — that's hair from another dimension.

Making homemade nachos can be very tricky. Fortunately for you, this Step-by-Step video exists to guide you through the process:
https://youtu.be/Sczh_KjjFNU

I couldn't help myself — that song could have soundtracked so many douchey memories.

Hell yeah… that was my Summer Jam 2015™!!!*

They should have opened the garage door in that photo to show off J's sweet new VW Golf…

Apparently, this incident occurred on Interstate 8.

Thanks, I guess I have seen some of their set lists where they played "Feel the Pain," "Just Like Heaven," etc. and they kind of ignored great songs from their reunion albums that I would definitely want to hear.

So I really like Dinosaur Jr. but have never seen them live. From what I can tell, their live performances are very polarizing — should I see them, or would I remain better off just continuing to enjoy their studio output?

Nice list… I like that you covered stuff that may have gone under the radar (most of it did in my case, anyhow) instead of simply praising the usual suspects that everyone already either likes or does not. As you get older, it seems like it gets harder to discover new music — or at least music by new artists, so…

Agreed, it is called NetFLIX, after all — not NetOriginalProgramming. And when did 10 shows become a season?

I don't think that the 10 Quarter Ponders ever fully leave your body.

Is it just me, or do the clowns make it sexier?

Nah, the usher took it away because I brought it from outside the theater.

I guess that would put Margot Robbie right in the Internet's crosshairs. (Just kidding — the Internet could never hate Margot Robbie.)