Upvoted for use of the word "twain"… I will just have to assume that it was done in proper context.

36-DDD Angry Women, a film by Russ Meyer

Two colons? That's either gross or hot, depending on what you're into…

Mensez, a subsidiary of Flex Seal®

MotherFUCK!

Gotta go with Vanilla Sky… didn't leave the theater but wish that I had.

What about celery?!?!
- Marty, Account Manager, Celery

"doe"… d'oh!

Consider yourself "honeypotted" — they put Lizzy Caplan in the movie just so you would like it!

Do you mean "sexist" or "sexy?" Because I'm picking up a little DTF sorta vibe from Conway in that photo.

Yeah, that seems on target… although Cold Roses would have been pretty great edited down to a single LP.

Fact: Strangers Almanac > Pneumonia

^This.

To be fair, Shriver later clarified that she was totally down with that ass-eating episode of Girls.

Well… that's true if you added fresh jalapeños. Otherwise, I say it's fair game.

Sooooo… "in stereo" means that I would get a different douchey opinion in each ear?

I just checked Rapaport's filmography — the last time I saw him in something was in Copland in 1997. I guess what I'm saying is that I don't feel like I need to check out his podcast.

[unsuccessfully attempts to insert Dawes joke into this thread]

Only 32 tracks??? In the old days Bob would call that "mailing it in."

"He grabs you"