Did they order a Brazilian of them? That would be a HUGE order.

my timeshare condo is at the end of that runway. All I do is sit and drink beer and watch planes land and take off. I have seen them this close a few times, and just about touch. The climbout from there is ridiculous too on the other end. Dont climb out hard enough, into the mountain you go.

When I was in college, if I had the free time to write a 1,700 word email to a fellow resident I would have opted to NOT even respond and get high instead because getting high at 1 in the afternoon was probably my favorite thing about college. The fuck is wrong with these idiots...

Ivy leaguers call each other "entitled" is such a hoot.

Anything that pisses off racist hack Jenny Johnson is fine by me!

I've never been good at self control. Every time I set my foot in Pilot/Flying J, I always ask the poor clerk where my rebate is. They usually answer with "what?"

Roger Goodell: "Im a big fan of Jimmy Haslam and what he's doing."

Call me crazy, but perhaps the lady standing on the side of a two lane road, in the middle of a dark light condition snow storm, shining a blaring white light, might cause just a little distraction for drivers on the road. Just a thought.

They can afford it, they just make more money if the public pays for it.

I totally disagree.

Greedy Dad Wants Free Stuff From MLB Teams Just Because He Has A Baby

Probably. It sounds like a total stoner idea: "What if like, we had air conditioning, that worked outside. hahahaha".

Insanity. Thx for the knowledge.

I believe (could be wrong) that in order to play on grass, you need an open roof stadium. Knowing FIFA, the precious men's tournament will never be played on grass. As for the women, they are forced to use turf.

FIFA has clear issues here with its standards. Two of the prerequisites for hosting the tournament…

Thanks for the measured response.

I seriously, genuinely do not understand why Deadspin thinks steroids in baseball is just no big deal at all. It seems to be a consensus opinion across the writers on the site.

Yeah but Franken did it and succeeded despite a back catalog of even more vitriolic material.

What does Phil Spector have to do with Detroit sports stadiums?

If one of those 15 jobs is the hairstylist for Skeletor up there, they probably need to be fired.