I seriously, genuinely do not understand why Deadspin thinks steroids in baseball is just no big deal at all. It seems to be a consensus opinion across the writers on the site.

Yeah but Franken did it and succeeded despite a back catalog of even more vitriolic material.

What does Phil Spector have to do with Detroit sports stadiums?

He took a deep breath and exhaled. He thought back to the calming words he learned. Barely audibly, he recited the mantra:

If one of those 15 jobs is the hairstylist for Skeletor up there, they probably need to be fired.

Bird shot an absurd 81.8 percent from the field

I mean, they all taste so damn similar these days—a lot of them literally are the same juice is a different can, due to industry consolidation and contract brewing—so it's tough to really compare one to the next. Context plays a big role; if you like the way the can looks, and your dad drank it (and you like your…

...but it comes in a downright gorgeous can, it's cheap, and it tastes just fine.

Indeed, this is probably one of the better beers I could pick up at a gas station on my commute home for work. If there's one thing I could say about this beer, it is that it will get you drunk after a full six pack. This is a B- beer from an A+ drinker.

The can is pretty, but I think the bottles are even nicer. I remember first seeing Genessee Cream Ale in stores about 7 or 8 years ago, and always being curious, but never bothering to buy it. Finally got around to buying a six pack a few months ago. I was torn as to what to expect, there was a lot of anticipation…