There is no way that Donald Trump has ever performed oral sex on anyone. He’s fundamentally incapable of actions that primarily benefit someone else. 

Now I kind of want a Home Alone sequel where we get to see what Kevin has become as an adult. Basically a cross between American Psycho and Loony Tunes.

I’m just imagining Colonel Trautman, on a flight to Paris, suddenly bolting upright in his seat and exclaiming, “Rambo!”

“a murderous Kevin McAllister”

“And was originally supposed to kill himself, as in David Morrell’s source novel.”

Obligatory:

I thought the same thing, and, in our defense, it is a slip.

Sasha having a love interest like Helen goes in opposition with how things work in life, from a historical point of view. Males, especially the shallow ones, like Sasha, would go after young, slim and model-like beautiful females. Sasha, also, doesn’t appear to be the intellectual type who appreciates highly cultured…

Identity revealed:

I think to salvage this show they need to add a M.A.S.H. style laugh track. It would really help with the Noah versions.

Elgort in this movie l0oks like a fratboy accused of rape who’s gotten a preppie makeover for his trial.

The slow-motion flashbacks to the bombing itself (we never learn anything about who planned the attack or why) are more quiet than extremely loud, but they come incredibly close to tastelessly evoking the ashen horror of 9/11.

It’s somehow comforting to know that Hollywood is still capable of producing glossy, empty-headed Oscarbait like this even after the fall of Harvey Weinstein. Keep on trucking, you crazy old dream factory!

I hate to be the one to break the news to Roger, but it doesn’t get any easier. I turn 48 in a few weeks, and I, too, had to take a medical break after the fourth set just because my seated posture was so bad while watching this match.

kind of rude from the President imo

New Jack City was a movie about cocaine, while Highlander III: The Sorcerer and Solo were movies because cocaine.

So many unnecessary boobs! I’ve seen gratuitous nudity before but this seemed absurd. We don’t need to see nipples bouncing in bathwater or what happens when those of us with boobs fall asleep and then they escape and make a run for it. Why? It was deeply annoying.

If he wins he should invite Wawrinka to join him in the post-match interview and then when the interview starts tell Stan to get lost like the loser he is.

On the other hand, it’s such a trite fucking question that could demand nothing but the most cliche’d non-answer. Like, it’s dumb. It’s a dumb question to ask. And so she gave the dumb question the answer it fucking deserved.

1. Agree. “Come for the drama, stay for the boobs!”