there were times when I could have impeeeeached hiiiim...

‘POTUS In A Coma’ is my favorite Smiths song.

Well, you might say the quality of Hollywood franchises...has fallen

In all honesty the technology required to fake a moon landing in 1969 would be so ludicrously expensive that it’ve been cheaper to just actually go to the moon.

Kubrick was also rushing to get 2001 out into the world before American astronauts landed on the moon.

I think the shock of 9/11, then the Great Recession and then the rise of Trump makes people find the whole 1990s angst “We have a great life materially but it is empty somehow” rather repellent.

I hope she makes like the Rock and starts going by Dwayne Johnson soon.

We call that “the Vishnevetsky special”.

My dad and I watched this when we realized that Crazy Rich Asians wasn’t going to have an official release in the French-speaking part of Switzerland, thus making this one of the last few movies I saw with him before his passing (CRA being the absolute last), and that already puts this in a pantheon that other movies…

Okay, I get it already. James Howitzer is a Jeopardy super-predator bred in a lab and engineered by the Huns to feel no mercy, no empathy, and no fear, and to always, always bet big on the daily doubles.  Do we have to spend all this ink worshiping him?  Do we have to sacrifice our firstborn to him in order to garner…

Was it a union dragon?

You know how much blocking went into getting a dragon to lift off at just the right moment when Daenaryaearyasreas was walking into frame?

Bran bends the knee to nobody.

The Sopranos having had its own left turnoff just beforehand.

At this point, it seems anyone still expecting a satisfying ending to GoT has Lost to look for as an example of how certain folk conclude a series.

Real easte agent furiously scribbles “Enhanced BBQ Aroma.”

The Iron Bank sees all kinds of real estate opportunities. Fleabottom becomes ‘FleBo’, and the coffee shop up north where Dany got her cup two weeks ago opens up a southern location.

Really stupid.

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD