When asked about his participation in ‘JAWS : The Revenge’, Michael Caine famously replied “I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”

turns out when you dig around in the trash, you find garbage. 

I prefer to think of this film as a drama of how easily people are duped when they are unfamiliar with such things as observation bias.

Somewhere, there’s a kid who wants to watch Paddington and who’s going to be very confused.

It’s because we’re terrified! Even after all these years, only Ray Parker Jr ain’t afraid of no ghost.

Far from heaven. The nature, the clothes, the cinematography. It screams fall. 

I don’t know if its reception qualifies as accolades, but doesn’t pretty much everyone like Spy?  She’s great in that, especially when playing off Statham.

Have you ever met a happy carpenter?

I am a big huge nerd for fight choreography so I’ll just drop this here.

Not there, THERE!

He’s great in that movie, but the accent is... something else. I mean, I dig it, but I have no idea what nationality he’s supposed to be based on it. Not that I’m an accent expert. He just sounds different every time.

I find it more inexplicable that a man who looks like he spends his spare time beating up homeless people for drug money is somehow an ON CAMERA journalist. I could easily buy sweaty mumbling Tom Hardy as a deranged online journalist, but the idea that he's employed by some sort of network willing to put him on…

The funniest part of this is the idea that a journalist could afford to live in San Francisco. I’m not itching to see this, but I’m sure I will at some point.

If memory serves, next up is a big-budget drama about smokejumpers.

I’m sure this will be an extremely unpopular opinion, but uh, what else is he supposed to do? I’m not a Louis C.K. fan, I’ve never even watched any of his material to even make a judgment. I’ve just literally never cared about his act.

Politics Corner - Back in the USSR edition. I want to pat myself on the back for having the psychic superpower to predict yesterday that Trump would back Putin today. A lot of people seem shocked, but I was able to see this coming by meticulously paying any attention at all to literally everything Trump has said about…

Coke and booze before the match? All Debbie needs now is some steroids and her transition to a real 80s pro wrestler will be complete.

Close, it was the Atari 5200. The plot was that if you got a high enough score, it would show classified info.