She’s with him.

No matter how much all the single cat ladies of New York want Cynthia Nixon there is not a snow balls chance in hell she is elected.

Who wouldn’t want an endorsement from one of history’s greatest losers?

Waitress, I’ll have the turdcannon grandslam with a side of sausage gravy.

Disgusting. Everyone knows if you’re at Denny’s you’re going to need to use the bathroom.

“I got my pepper spray ready for that bitch that maliciously made me spy on her in the bathroom.”

This is gross behavior by the woman recording.

When she loses her election she can sign up for Trump’s new ICE division: toilet cops.

Pfft...the NY Post is sensitive to all issues!

ehhh. the thing about being an asshole is that it works in your favor until it doesn’t. But by that point it may have already become habit.

Look, this guy said some shitty stuff that I am sure he regrets in the light of day.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

I guess a bunch of TV actors were

My brother-in-law worked for many years with Seattle homeless. He was one of the kindest, most compassionate men I’ve ever known, yet even HE said some of them chose to be homeless.

You would have to be up against me for that award. (and Ashton Kutcher !)

We are just highly evolved.

You and my husband. Supreme rulers of waterworld.

Well, good luck dying in prison! Couldn’t happen to a nicer person. Don’t forget to write! From hell.

You and Dan Ackroyd. So, good company.

This makes me appreciate my cool Canadian supermodel cardiac surgeon girlfriend even more.