Too many Wangs in China!

I’d like to buy a vowel.

“and everyone at Jezebel kind of likes her music.”

For fuck’s sake, stop making stupid people famous. Ignore them and they go away. I wouldn’t know who these people are if it weren’t for people on the internet complaining about their behavior.

Shit like this makes me so glad I don’t have kids.

Coachella seems like the perfect place for them. Maybe they can just move there and post their pix and videos on an intranet and leave us out of it.

Are all American teenagers this cluelessly foul?

Okay but actually where are her parents? I might just be old and out of it (I mean, I definitely am), but this seems like in the realm of justifying involving CPS. It’s probably too late for the teenagers but can we send Lil Tay to live on a farm in Vermont with stern parental figures and no internet for a few years?

But bank robbers and murders are sentenced differently...i mean you’re kind of making the point you seem to be against.

Louis CK didn’t rape anyone. Nor did he try to silence anyone. In fact, he apologized and took full responsibility for his actions, actions that happened nearly a decade ago, actions that didn’t ruin anyone’s career, physically harm anyone or destroy any lives, unlike all the other people you lumped him in with.

Honestly, the best way you can combat a celebrity that you don’t like making a comeback is to not watch. Just don’t watch him and he’ll go away. Or he wont, it’s not up to just you or me.

Let’s be clear. He masturbated in his dressing room, in front of two women who did not work for him, after soliciting and receiving their permission to do so.

You have to accept that all male Doctors were a shameful sign of the past and should therefore be moved from our parks to a more appropriate location where people can be educated about Time Lord genderisms, like a museum.

NYC Will Remove Statue of Doctor Who

Prince was above race. All about the love, man

Look, I absolutely am not a Bill Cosby apologist, nor do I want to defend him, nor am I trying to victim shame. There is one thing about this report that Ido not understand, though, and maybe Jez Nation can help me understand it. It’s this line:

Or KISS after they took off the makeup?

Shouldn’t she be covering Ryan Adams instead?

Yes. Conan is still funny.