“[Anthony Bourdain’s] family is still waiting for the French government to allow the TV chef’s body to be flown back to the US for burial.” [Page Six]

Why does the reese withersppon picture remind me of a plantation owners wife lazily drinking tea and watching over the field of cotton. #slave days #hope you catch the vapors.

How I met you and your husband numerous times but don’t remember.

when she revealed that she’s against vaccines did she do it in a really husky voice.

I hope a Dingo eats matt lauer.

Ellen even had the nerve to show off her Porsche in front of those poor African kids.

“Mom how did you and dad meet?”

There are going to be as many people at this iftar as there were who went to see ishtar*.

‘The time is now. He’s 15. It’s time for him to leave the house movie business.’”

bottle waitress, Huh? they have spefic waitress for bottles.

I heard the miss bumbum contest is going to now consider women’s tits too ,progress.

God, Tom Cruise sucks.

Bloated ben Affleck back on track! You can thank exwife-jen for that fact !

Instead of have a quinceanera party jazz is having a ballsIllseeya party.

Heigl* turns trailer trash into a trailer smash.

If I knew where you were cumming I wouldn’t have baked a cake, baked a cake ,baked a cake.

“Well, I don’t think it would be an issue. Because people would be using the facts instead of the imagined facts. If the facts were the same today, I wouldn’t,”

Steph Curry ruined basketball.