If I was Justin I would get a tattoo of a giant thorax ,( the midsection of the insect body). on my back. Then my arms would be like the insect arms and I would be like that guy from that metamorphosis story meaning im transforming my life after Jennifer. Plus it sounds like my name. fucking cool man.

Ryan Murphy did a good thing. But also, dude just got Netflix money, and I’m rarely impressed by people who have more money than god decided to sacrifice a few pennies. This kind of behavior should be expected, not applauded. (If we’ve learned anything from the past nine months is that no one in Hollywood is to…

I don’t mind you coming here and being spotted with me after a split.

Poor Charles always a brides made to stand in father and never a king.

Always told him he’d be Up Shitts(burgh) creek without a paddle without me.

By Odin’s beard the Hemsworth father is jacked. Pretty sure he could lift Mjolnir with those arms.

Don’t forget Baby Spice.

for people experiencing homelessness?

The webby should be for best webbed toes, then I would win.  yes im a freak, goddam summer time flip-flop season.

Diane Kruger wore a potentially stomach-covering gown to Cannes and now everyone’s convinced she’s preggo with that dude’s baby. Norman?

They should get America’s favorite dad as stand in one Mr. Tom Hanks.

and he was never heard from again.

Ahhhhhh, the Spice Girls are NOT performing at the Wedding of the Century???

Can’t wait for Katie perry to start wearing a I LOVE TS shirt, but one three sizes too small that show off her boobs.

Well the Weekdays were caught kissing my ass. We bella’s hadid it , happy Friday y’all.