So Suri, Jamie Foxx will not adopt.

Can’t believe Cosby’s language with that filth , flarm , filth.

Should have went with the OJ rhyming defense. If she swallowed the pill you must acquit Bill.

Bradley Pooper and Iama Skanyk have an INJEZEBEL sex life, thank you very much! [Radar Online]

Whata abouta mea?

Did you tell them you were already in a sex cult , an a cappella group.

Man, I feel like an asshole.

I hate Deblasshole, worse mayor ever.

Your a sick sick man , how could you not included Olive Oyl , the curves on her wowzers.

there’ll always be a place for you in the convent. They’re recruiting even!

Barbara Bush dies and Barak Obama puts in a pool, coincidence??? Come on people put the pieces together.

The moral of this story is

I imagine Heigl’s biscuits would be dry, flavorless and tough to swallow , just like her blog posts.

Taylor swift just tweeted that she has never had a cavity ever in her life, and included a picture of herself with Jeff Bezos reading her the Washington post.

“To my fans i was in a terrible fall and needed 40 to 50 stiches in my face,
I just want to warn my fans that i might look excatly the same as I aways have. So if you notice my same face with no scars please don’t be shocked. I know God puts trials on us to make us better people and whatever the outcome I know with…

Maybe Carrie is using a lot of concealer, Those country women use more foundation than Carter has Liver Pills.

This is what happens when you legalize weed.

In my day Pluto was a planet , bitch.

Did you have to put a picture of Kristen Stewart smelling her finger, gross.