Maybe Carrie is using a lot of concealer, Those country women use more foundation than Carter has Liver Pills.

This is what happens when you legalize weed.

In my day Pluto was a planet , bitch.

Did you have to put a picture of Kristen Stewart smelling her finger, gross.

Yeah well did blqkpeebles watch Seinfeld?

Mazel !!! Seth, the birth and holocaust story has me all verklempt. So …. You’ll probably need a bigger apartment Eh, I mean if you have baby you need a bigger apartment right, my cousin knows one right near the park, you’re renting now right, let me know if you’re thinking of moving I could probably take it off your…

They asked for a comment from Bill and he said “Filth Flarm Fitlth”.

She was just trying to play a friendly game of “Buck Buck”.

So Suits replaced one Princess with a MAP (Mormon American Princess).

I thought Hegil was knitting hats and sweaters?!! She’s tailoring suits now, wow she CAN do it all. (Except act.)

They keep playing this commerical on TLC like a thousand times, i hate it. They all start fake laughing and the way Paige says “You Guys” reminds me how annoying Paige was and was like yep shes back.

Last one,

This is fun,

“Yooooou were always on my mind.”

STEM ? Does that have something to do with flowers, I’m a girl.

If being a witch gives you eyebrows like that, then let the witches bite me ! That’s how it works right?

Jack Antonoff looks and dresses like Adam Sandler.

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