I’m not.

I think you should spend some more time crying about it. You’re already several days into this fit you’re throwing, may as well stick with it.

How much money?

So you’re not willing to do that? Okay, coward.

Again: He does not have a majority and even within his party, he can’t get the votes. That’s why he tried to call another election! Twice!

You’re saying roughly the same thing and starring each others’ replies. If you’re not buddies, you shouldn’t have any trouble throwing him under the bus by, unlike him, putting your money where your mouth is.

I know how old I am. Down to the day, even! I’m trying to suss out how old you think I am. Your buddy over here was so convinced I’m 16 that he said he’d put money on it, but backed out as soon as I tried to take him up on it. Are you similarly cowardly?

Hey, remember when Saudi Arabia tweeted that it was going to do another 9/11, except to Toronto instead of New York?

lol “now”

He’s going for the “Al Franken should have been investigated and exonerated instead of bullied by those mean women who are definitely liars” thinkers.

How much money?

How old do you think I am right now?

How old do you think I am?

So, despite all your hemming and hawing about how maybe, instead of being 16, I’m old enough to vote but choose not to, you actually do think I’m 16 after all! In your mind, you’re arguing on the internet, for days on end, with a child.

No. How old am I?

How old am I?

Okay, now that the money is off the table, how old do you think I am? If you think I’m old enough to have done so, do you think I voted the last time I was eligible to vote? What about the time before that?

I didn’t say you were “about to” bet on it. I don’t think you’re committed enough to your claims to do it. I knew that, as soon as I called you out on it, you’d back down. And here we are!

Either you would be willing to bet money that I am 16 years old or you don’t know what it means to “put money on” something.

Neither of those are you committing to an age. But, again, I’ll grant you that you have since done so. Still no idea why you’d bring up driving, particularly since young people today are much less likely to learn to drive than boomers like you were at the same age. If I were 16, I’d be even less likely to drive than I…