It’s not an ultimatum. I’m just asking you to commit to a position. You don’t have to, you can continue your full-scale online meltdown if you’d prefer to do that rather than actually engage. Remember when you thought Chapo was a Twitter thing? That was funnier than this bit you’re doing now.

Right, that’s an example of you not committing to an age, so lol indeed.

Yes, that is what I am asking you to commit to saying. 

Where, specifically? Like, why make your claims into some kind of game? Comes across as childish and cowardly. Just stake your claim. How old am I?

This is the first time you’ve committed to that. Why would I drive a car?

Yes, spell it out. How old am I and why would I drive a car?

If you committed to an age you believe I am, it wasn’t in one of your replies to me.

Ah yes, attacking Glenn Greenwald, that thing people on the far left do.

Glenn Greenwald can’t leave his own house without armed guards.

You still won’t say how old you think I am, so no, I’ve got you pegged.

Actually, I’ve never driven. Why would I do that, boomer?

Wow, surprising! How long before 1993?

So, again, no guess. It’s so rare to see boomer chuds who aren’t champing at the bit to go on at length and in great detail about their weird assumptions about other people. You hate to see it.

Hey, I remember when that New Yorker cartoon was new! Do you? Are you old enough to?

And just how old are you?

Also both literal and metaphorical bedbugs!

He thinks New Yorkers are regularly crossing paths with Glenn Greenwald, who has lived in Brazil for so long that I can’t even figure out when it was that he moved there. All I can suss out is that it was 2005 at the very earliest, lmao.

Ah yes, spending time with Glenn Greenwald, a thing that famously happens in New York City! By Skype or something, presumably, since he lives thousands and thousands of miles away from New York.

What? He doesn’t have a majority and members of his own party vote against him. The reason he’s running scared is precisely because he isn’t free to do whatever he wants.

Literally what the fuck does this mean.