So does this make Jay-Z a millennial? For attributing something that already existed and was popular to themselves?

Shit Hole, that’s how.

I’m glad you knew this when the world is burning down all around us.

So you’re the guy telling me women in stilettos stomping on kittens heads is the real world with a shit eating grin and rock hard boner.

Did Jay Z claim that he made Yankees hats popular? Like in earnest?

I like it more with them being stodgy WASP New Englanders.

Humans are good at pumping out detailed info for minutia while the world burns.

It has the same powers of self delusion!

One can at a BBQ isn’t gonna do you in.

So it’s bland and inoffensive AND pronounced in some terrible American way? Fuck that.

I grew up a few miles north of there. Who says it like that?

And its a national embarrassment.

No, we genuinely think midwesterners are incapable of pronunciations of words that already exist in other languages and we just do it the correct way regardless.

That’s even worse.

Midwest lost all rights to pronunciations when they started taking real cities that already existed and then butchered their pronunciations cause Midwest!

True belief I hold dear in my heart: Everyone under the age of 25 is this girl who has just lacked opportunity and motive.

What?

It’s helped me identify when I’m having trouble managing and then have some steps I go through to get back on track. It’s really help me be more cognizant of how I go through the process of planning, starting, completing and moving on to other tasks. I worked with a therapist for a few years on building a framework of…

“Take your hella stupid sorries and stuff em in a sack.”

CBT helped a ton with managing my ADD.