Yeah, the lack of traffic compensates for the fact everything is so spread out and you HAVE to drive.

There is no extrapolation: At best, Mike Pence’s personal issues deprive qualified people from jobs. At worst, Mike Pence is an opportunistic rapist.

Forced by who?

It has everything to do with upholding art in society. I found the bad parent, everyone!

100% success rate self reported by a guy who can’t be alone with women who aren’t his wife. Sure. I believe that.

Everyone hated him for it because of the blind spot you’re exhibiting now - having a fucking rule that says Mike Pence can’t be alone with women who aren’t his wife tells us the following may be possible:

What if your kids are gay? Opposite Gender Only? What if they’re bi? Nobody? What if they’re Asexual? Anybody but themselves?

Nah, sometimes no matter how good or bad you are at parenting you need to explicitly say stuff for kids, even if you have trouble getting over it yourself, as an adult.

Wakes up to find daughter is having train run on her in an Arby’s bathroom, gives proud but dignified golf clap.

Jesus christ, the navel gazing epiphanies of 20 somethings related to their cartoon watching.

Last transatalantic cruise I did on Princess, we went 150 miles off course to drop a guy off in Bermuda who was having a medical issue. And then we wound up going to Lisbon instead of Cartagena because of rough seas in Cartagena.

Jobs like Uber and Taco Bell are last resorts, not launchpads.

So GTA V is Monkey Ball with cars now.

+1 Grab me another cold one

Tom “Shar Pei” Hardy

Oh yeah, won’t somebody think about the moe masterpieces that serve as ejaculate fodder.

Who cares?

Ah yes, the thing that less 25% of the country can do - get low interest rates on long term debt and invest the rest at a higher rate of return.

Have any of you watched pro sports where this happens with regularity?

I can only finance back pats at the moment so I’m choosing not to.