What makes a person go from “It’d be funny if these two characters dated” to “If you don’t think these two characters are dating, I hate you”

I have Kirk/Spock, Spock/Bones, Bones/Kirk, Sulu/Checkov, but no Kirk/Sock. Welp, nothing wrong with a 200 page masturbatory tome for Kirk and his Sock.

He also constantly makes impulsive poorly thought out decisions. Although that might be consistent with a 15? 15! year old boy, as an adult who has stuff mostly figured out into a workable life...Archie needs to be slapped on the back of the head, repeatedly.

How can two girls kissing be super hot to my male gaze if my penis is not involved what-so-ever? They didn’t even look into the camera and wink at me and give a come hither motion. Selfish IMHO.

I feel like a vasectomy doctor should hand out business cards at every draft for every sport. It’s obvious that these dudes want to raw dog but don’t have a fatherly bone in their body, bar one.

Russia fucking sucks and they revel in it.

The kind of penis that is does its thing without much effort or thought on my part.

What about threads swamped by men who are like “meh, it happened, I have a totally perfunctory penis and enjoy sex but I wouldn’t make this decision for any brood I spawn.” Nah?

I totally understand that and it sucks.

That’s like Trump saying any story related to him is designed to whip up anti-him sentiment. The audience is the one who uses it as ammo for their own purposes and I doubt many at Jez are like “HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMELS BACK!”.

False. The butt is where the brains are.

But if we don’t mutilate the genitals of girls they might grow up to be harlots, trollops or gutter snipes!  

What the fuck is this god awful ad. Holy shit.

That’s for the best really

So that’s why it was so good.

Now we’re getting somewhere that we can make a graph or chart out of.

Thats where it totally breaks down

They’ll straddle whatever line they can until they have to make a firm decision.

Isn’t it a fucking bitch that you have access to a platform that can reach anyone in the world and the world still orients towards creating big winners and mostly losers?

Right? This has been the thrust of the entire thing for me.