The Chiefs and the Jayhawks? ;)

It seems like an investment bank is a way better option

How good are you at collaborative work in general?

Why? So you can get validation from a relatively small group of humans who place great importance on a very specific form of entertainment? Fuck that, I’m getting my dick wet 4 days a week, with a regular job, with plenty of time to play games. I don’t need to be the best to have a great life, QED.

If only the people pushing this “gamelife uber alles” ideal were interested in something with greater societal value than entertainment. But it’s a low hanging fruit for those with passion but without overarching or multifaceted talents.

In a few decades they might be worth wearing.

They become categorically unfashionable by wearing this dreck.

The top set looks like a Belorussian village that stumbled upon a long lost cargo plane carrying denim and just decided to put on the duds.

Have you ever tried day trading. If you have a shirt or two to lose, I suggest it.

Last one is so apt - for me the rush is the utility of what I can do with the money, not actually winning. Money is just a means of accruing what I want in life, gambling facilitates those means.

A fap a day helps you hit the hay.

I play the long joke.

I tote around a few civet cats that poop beans out on my travels. Anything less is barbaric.

I do treat people in real life better, because they’re not making a fuss about how important good coffee is to them while subverting the entire notion by admitting that reconstituted powdered milk is their jams.

YOU PUT POWDERED FUCKING MILK IN IT! IT IS NOT A DECENT CUP OF COFFEE. GET OFF IT!

Powdered milk can’t possibly be better than drinking it black, even if you prefer cream.

That’s the price you pay for allowing Trump to get elected. Too bad.

Dark Mirror, watch it!

What is the tax recourse?

Ah yes, the formidable position of an interviewee telling the interviewer they don’t get why their experience is important and valuable...despite possibly only being tangential to the requirements of the job.