Projecting your own misanthropy onto other people, naturally.

At a certain level yes, absolutely. But this guy doesn’t seem to be at that level where he’s in poverty. He’s pining for more than his current comfort level because of all the things it will seemingly do for his sense of self. And you know there are people who climb to the apex of ‘the life’ and are miserable for it…

Is part of your mental illness communicating in the least generous and most abrasive way possible?

Yes and no - having a lump sum fall on your doorstep would solve immediate problems with money if you had less of it. Going through the process to acquire a huge amount of money at your disposal at all times comes with its own set of problems though by the very nature of the process to get it.

He’s Mac?

For those that use nicotine to self medicate...it makes complete and utter sense though. That’s one of the fascinating things about addiction though - self medicating marginalizes over time and all you have left is the addiction.

Ha! My wife also caught the Supergirl thing and it bugged her.

This new villian is like a dime store mashup of Jigsaw and Samara. With a little bit of Third World thrown in

I thought we were hiring people that put the public above themselves and that is why they earned the hero moniker.

You seem butthurt at having to explain something that seems pretty unexplainable in the way you explained it - maybe you should take a few deep breaths before having to flesh out what is so obvious to you and only you?

Sure dude wasn’t Bilbo himself?

So my wife always grudgingly goes to these no matter how tangential the relationship back to her is. She just can’t turn down an invite. So she get’s an invite to one and I’m like “Oh you’ll have a good time, there will be food and booze and some of your close friends and all that good stuff”.

That’s the thing of it though isn’t it? People totally unfamiliar with eroticism by virtue of their religious fervor would somehow be able to make an erotic game out of abstinence? Maybe it IS erotic to them but cloying and tiresome to someone not aligned that way.

“Let’s talk about consent and boundaries and what we imagine the sex we want to sex to be like. I think it involves you peeing in my vagina, right?”

What? You don’t have to have sex, not even once, to know what you do and don’t like in regard to sex? Gonna have to explain this one for us. Like how do you form an opinion about touch stimulus absent ever having it?

Ducksauce or Duckman?

Kyle Harris from Stitchers? That show was not good but my wife and I totally had a blast pretending his character on Stitchers was an alt universe Dennis.

Oh, no doubt there should be recourse for the franchise owners, it’s just that legal remedies are a bit tighter to thread through the needle because of the specifics of any franchise agreement.

“Oh my God, YCPlum is pushing her INTO the fire!”

My Peoples!